your\ mother

your\ mother
1. (Your Mother) (447↑, 27↓)
literally "Your mother". A derivation of [yo mamma], used as a joke insult for any occasion. It doesn't have to make any sense at all and can be part of a phrase. Often used in a sexual context.

Bob: What'd you do last night? Bill: Your Mother. Bob: What did you think of that movie? Bill: Your Mother Bob: I'm getting tired of this. Bill: Your Mother didn't get tired last night.

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2. (Your mother) (127↑, 27↓)
A response for when there's nothing left to say in a conversation; quite funny when used at the right time.

Joe: So, what did you do last night? Bob: Your mother.

3. (Your mother) (143↑, 51↓)
a comeback used in an argument when one can't think of anything better to say

your mother\!

4. (Your mother) (128↑, 59↓)
The most hidious monstrosity the seven hells has unleashed upon this world to consume us all and send our souls straight to hell to be Satan's urinal.

Damn man, your mother is self explanatory.

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5. (Your Mother) (84↑, 29↓)
A Way to shut up your opponent in an argument

Guy: Ohh my god you are a prick Other Guy: Your Mother Guy: . . . .

6. (your mother) (46↑, 3↓)
What I did last night.

What did you do yesterday? "Your mother."

7. (your mother) (99↑, 65↓)
the white version of saying "[yo mama]"

black kid: yo mama biatch\!\!\!\!\!\! white kid: well\!...well\!..your mother is so fat she weighs a lot\!

8. (your mother) (63↑, 39↓)
a deragatory term for instuling somone ususaly followed buy an OOOOOOOOOOOO

guy 1:what sound does a doggy make guy 2 :MOOOOO guy 1 :no it doesnt guy 2: thats the sound ur mother made last night guy 1:no doggies go ruff ruff guy 2: ruff eh thats how ur mother likes it OOOOOOOOO

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9. (Your Mother) (15↑, 4↓)
The person I had sexual relations with last night.

you: What were you doing last night? me: Your Mother

10. (your mother) (15↑, 5↓)
when in a argument, if the other person says your mother... say it right back\!

Brenden: you mother. Matt: NO YOUR MOTHER\! BITCH\!

11. (your mother) (28↑, 19↓)
How you would respond to a question when you don't know the answer, but still don't want to seem stupid.

Person1: Yo, what was the answer to that last math problem? Person2: (thinks for a while, unable to solve the problem)....your mother.

12. (Your mother) (8↑, 1↓)
1.)A phrase said to another person when there is nothing else to say. 2.)A mean comeback to a person.

Sare:"What are you doing tonight?" John:"Your mother."

13. (Your Mother) (9↑, 3↓)
In terms meaning, yo momma. People say it if the conversation keeps going and you get bored so you say it at random. You can also use it in insults

ex. 1 Bob:So i got some coffee and i went back to my room and there was a caterpillar on my desk\! amazing don't you think? Bill:Your mother. Ex. 2 Frank: What was the main thing you did at that party last night? Joe: Your mother.

14. (Your Mother) (7↑, 2↓)
A phrase that you use to anserw any of "Tom.B's" questions, normally used to piss him off.

Tom- Hey what are you going to do this weeked Us- Your mother Tom- Dude your pissing me off Im gunna punch you in the face seriously.

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15. (Your Mother) (3↑, 0↓)
Used as a comeback to insults

Josh: So,man, what ya doing? James: Your mother\! Josh: Wtf dude?\! James: Just messing, man\! I just heard it yesterday. \your\ mother Oisin: Jesus, you're such a dick sucker\! Declan: Your mother\!\!\! Oisin: *silence*

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16. (Your Mother) (5↑, 7↓)
The equivalent of 1000 medusa glares,10 michael jacksons,86.4 gorillas,has enough food between her folds of fat to feed the universe for 3 centuries,and when she passes gas the can kill anything living within 6 leagues.Her stench is so potent,those with fish odor syndrome smell like fresh picked daisies.

Osama:DEAR ALAH,SAVE US\!IT'S YOUR MOTHER\!\!\!\!\!

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17. (your mother) (31↑, 33↓)
a delightful young lady that i often fuck really hard

your mother was amazing

18. (your mother) (15↑, 21↓)
Your Mother is the meaningless and effortless insult for the 'classy' kind of person 'Your Mother' can be used rather than using such low-browed expressions as 'ya mum' or 'yo momma'

person 1: hahaha OWNED\! i slash on your face\! woo hoo golden shower\! lol\! person 2: ya mum person 1: no, your mother

19. (your mother) (15↑, 23↓)
kind of like "yo momma", but more intellectual.

kid from da hood: "YO MOMMA SO FAT....\!\!\!" reply from nerdy kid trying to fit in: "your mother..."

20. (your mother) (14↑, 22↓)
is a filthy whore also a term used to offend.

you:Your just a little whore me: yes and so is your mother

21. (your mother) (13↑, 24↓)
word commonly used in the Highlands of scotland another word for it is your maer. (your mother)

George: hey wats up Frankie: Your mother

22. (Your mother) (4↑, 16↓)
A beginning of an insult that is apparantly "funny". But tbh isnt. Only if it's really insulting, you'll laugh your ass off.

Your mother has chest hair. LOL\@HER

23. (Your mother) (32↑, 45↓)
what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

24. (Your mother) (7↑, 29↓)
ugly tramp

eat a dick, ya mother\!

25. (your mother) (3↑, 38↓)
the best band ever\!\!\!

Go to www.yourmother.com

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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